Last one today folks hope the kids enjoyed these yes or no?!
Question: Q. What sort of star is dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A. Flood lights!
Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!
Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
Q. What did the painter say to the wall?
A. One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a hole in one!
Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, I'll just hang around!
Q. What would you call two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers
Answers: Q. What sort of star is dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A. Flood lights!
Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in High School!
Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
Q. What did the painter say to the wall?
A. One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a hole in one!
Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, I'll just hang around!
Q. What would you call two banana skins?
A. A pair of slippers
thx
i got a kick out of those!
very funny
i just read them to my niece--she lol'd 2
lol ur jokes are all good! i love them! thanks for making me SMILE today xx
Just read them to my 11 year old Son and he said he gets them...but they are not funny ...sorry.
I chuckled though!
no offence dude, but your jokes somehow sucks, some are good and some really sucks^^
Good and clean jokes! :)
Way to go! =)
Here's a star for you! *
that cant be ur last one!!
come on...............one for me?
you are so sweet for doing this, my kids will love them . You have a very good day
Thanks for the smile
very funny,
thumbs up!!!
its nice...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Those are fabulous jokes! I'm looking forward to tomorrow.
have a star m8