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Question: A salesman was traveling through the country side,
flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse
and tried his pitch on the farmer. 'Sir, my bug spray
is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.'

The farmer was dubious. 'Young man, I'll make you
a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked,
covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on
you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you.
And get everyone in the county to buy a case. We
will make you rich'. The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray nand tied him to a stake.
Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield.
Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a
single bite on him.
Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed.
'Son,' he said, 'Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?'
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,
'Doesn't that calf have a mother?'


Answers: A salesman was traveling through the country side,
flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse
and tried his pitch on the farmer. 'Sir, my bug spray
is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.'

The farmer was dubious. 'Young man, I'll make you
a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked,
covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on
you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you.
And get everyone in the county to buy a case. We
will make you rich'. The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray nand tied him to a stake.
Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield.
Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a
single bite on him.
Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed.
'Son,' he said, 'Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?'
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,
'Doesn't that calf have a mother?'

One night, Superman was feeling very horny. He flies into the bat cave and asks Batman, "Hey Batman, How about you and me going to a bar and picking up some chicks tonight?" Batman replies, "Not tonight Superman, I have to clean the bat mobile tonight." Superman tells Batman to forget the bat mobile but Batman insists that he cannot fight crime in a dirty car. Superman flies away.

Superman files into the ocean and asks Aquaman, "Hey Aquaman, How about you and me going to a bar and picking up some chicks tonight?" Aquaman replies, "Not tonight Superman, I have to feed the dolphins." Superman pleads with Aquaman to feed the dolphins later but Aquaman insists that he cannot fight crimes without his dolphins. Superman, who by now is extremely horny, flips Aquaman the finger and flies away.

As Superman is flying over the city, he sees an open window and through the window he sees Wonder Woman, naked, spread eagle on her bed. Superman says to himself - YES! Flies through the window, takes off his clothes and hops on top of her and does it 40 times (you know him, speed of light!). He gets up, puts on his clothes, lets out a sigh and flies away. Wonder Woman sits up on the bed a little and says, "What was that?" The Invisible Man answers, "I don't know but my butthole sure hurts!"

The silent fart

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "
I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."



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