Naughty but funny??!
Question: An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
Answers: An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
To all that dont get the joke.....
It's the end part which is funny
"It will take the contagious"
If you know the Irish accent - you have to break down contagious
CONT - AGES
Great joke
Lol. ?
nice
oh yessssss!my kind of joke,that"s funny!
Yeh I like it, i think it;s funny.
naughty, yes
funny, YES!!
very good i liked that one thumbs up for it
LOL.
Very good haha
luv it..
I dont get it.. Could someone please explain? =S x
EDIT - Oh!! I get it! HAHAHAHA good one! :) x
i dont get it....
a two inch brush ah ah!!
that is sooo funny!
i dont get it please explain??
lol nice
now your telling jokes!! more!!
lmao
nice one
xx
oh i say! that"s ruddy funny!!*
Haha! Nice one!
that"s better our kidda,keep em rocking!!
LOL! Here, have a star!
i honestly dont get it...
lol
nice
hahahaha...star