Some one liners for you?!
Question: A guy walks into the psychiatrist’s office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: “I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?”
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Oi - get out! We don’t want your type in here”
Answers: A guy walks into the psychiatrist’s office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: “I have been engaged to a man for some time, but just before the wedding, I find he has a wooden leg. Do you think I should break it off?”
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Oi - get out! We don’t want your type in here”
one for you:
two antennas get married. The wedding wasn't so hot, but the reception was great.
lame
i shouldn't give your day job up just yet
ha ha ha
All great but I really liked the first one, just my type of humour.
have a star.
LOL THANK U
hi
ha ha ha
Hilarious 10 pts please
Really Funny i will give you a star
They're okay, but I desise the 1st one.
very funny hahahahahahahaha
lol..funny
Cute, especially the second one-LOL!