Funny blonde jokes!?!


Question: 1) A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are running from the police. They get to the end of the road and jump into 3 barrels. The readhead jumps into a barrel of cats.The brunette jumps into a barrel of dogs and the blonde jumps into a barrel ofpotatoes. A policeman comes up to the barrel full of cats and says:" is anyone in there?" The redhead says: "meow,meow." and the policeman moves on to the barrel of dogs and asks: "is anyone in here?"
The brunette says:"woof,woof" and the policeman move on to the barrel full of potatoes and asks:"is anyone in there?"
The blonde says: "potatos,potatos"
2) A brunette is standing at the side of the road saying:" 23,23,23 over and over again. A blonde walks up to her and asks her what she is doing."counting cars." replies the brunette. The blond asks if she can too and the brunette gives her the advice that if you stand in the middle of the road it is easier. The blonde takes her advice and soon gets hit by acar.The brunette says:"24,24,24....


Answers: 1) A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are running from the police. They get to the end of the road and jump into 3 barrels. The readhead jumps into a barrel of cats.The brunette jumps into a barrel of dogs and the blonde jumps into a barrel ofpotatoes. A policeman comes up to the barrel full of cats and says:" is anyone in there?" The redhead says: "meow,meow." and the policeman moves on to the barrel of dogs and asks: "is anyone in here?"
The brunette says:"woof,woof" and the policeman move on to the barrel full of potatoes and asks:"is anyone in there?"
The blonde says: "potatos,potatos"
2) A brunette is standing at the side of the road saying:" 23,23,23 over and over again. A blonde walks up to her and asks her what she is doing."counting cars." replies the brunette. The blond asks if she can too and the brunette gives her the advice that if you stand in the middle of the road it is easier. The blonde takes her advice and soon gets hit by acar.The brunette says:"24,24,24....

great now every brunette will be trying this LOL

lol i like 2nd one

i heard the first one but the second is soo funny

I am not a blond but hate the blond jokes

haha funny

i like the 2nd one

the second was really funny =]



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