Jokes........a bit rude?!
Question: Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius
Q. What did one saggy titt say to the other saggy titt?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-asss
Q. What do ya call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Me-lick-alota-puss
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his knob.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll *** as fast as I can.
Answers: Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius
Q. What did one saggy titt say to the other saggy titt?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts
Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-asss
Q. What do ya call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. Me-lick-alota-puss
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his knob.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll *** as fast as I can.
Lol Honey does'nt it always happen with men in forest always as quick as flash lights,hre Honey have a star and thanks for that laugh.xxxx
lol
Ha ha! Excellent!
lol x 8!!
ha!ha!hillarious
Haha.
love jokes lol
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some of these are older than I am but still good
lol! stick wit em =)
tehe
LMSUIAO Thanks for a very good selection. Star for you
HAHA!
h3ll yea i like those i really like the first one
You're nasty! LOL
hahahaha...superb*
lol....those are good