This will make you laugh!?!
Question: A man goes into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. As soon as he sits down, the thing jumps down and running all over the place eating everything. It eats the peanuts, cigarette butts, ice cubes, etc. Then it jumps over to a pool table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it.
The bartender yells, "Hey, you've got to get that monkey out of here. He's eating everything. Don't come back until you get him under control!"
The man appologizes, pay for the damages, and leaves with the monkey.
A few days later, the same man comes in with the same monkey. As he sits down to order a drink, the monkey slowly crawls off his shoulder. Slowly crawls around the bar sniffing everything. It picks up a cherry, sticks it in it's butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender yells, "Oh man, that was disgusting! What up with your monkey?"
The man replies, "He'll still eat just about anything, but after that cue ball incident, he measures everything first!"
Answers: A man goes into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. As soon as he sits down, the thing jumps down and running all over the place eating everything. It eats the peanuts, cigarette butts, ice cubes, etc. Then it jumps over to a pool table, grabs the cue ball and swallows it.
The bartender yells, "Hey, you've got to get that monkey out of here. He's eating everything. Don't come back until you get him under control!"
The man appologizes, pay for the damages, and leaves with the monkey.
A few days later, the same man comes in with the same monkey. As he sits down to order a drink, the monkey slowly crawls off his shoulder. Slowly crawls around the bar sniffing everything. It picks up a cherry, sticks it in it's butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender yells, "Oh man, that was disgusting! What up with your monkey?"
The man replies, "He'll still eat just about anything, but after that cue ball incident, he measures everything first!"
HOLY SH** I can't STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!
Its ok, It made me laugh the first time I heard it a while ago, but that joke gets old.
I never heard that one. Ew but funny.
Lol It sure did!
Ewwwww LOL
lol. I thought it was funny
Funny! I almost choked on my potato wedge.
Oldie....
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