Oil Change...funny ?!


Question: Oil Changing Instructions for Women:




1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3, 000
since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.




Money spent:




$20.00 for oil change
$1.00 for coffee.




TOTAL: $21.00








Oil Change Instructions for Men:




1. Go to store, spend $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter,
hand cleaner and a scented tree.
2. Get home to discover that the used oil container is full.
3. Instead of taking it to local repair garage for recycling,
dump in hole in back yard.
4. Open a beer and drink it.
5. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
6. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
7. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
8. Place drain pan under engine.
9. Look for 9/16th box end wrench.
10. give up and use crescent wrench.
11. Unscrew drain plug.


Answers: Oil Changing Instructions for Women:




1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3, 000
since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.




Money spent:




$20.00 for oil change
$1.00 for coffee.




TOTAL: $21.00








Oil Change Instructions for Men:




1. Go to store, spend $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter,
hand cleaner and a scented tree.
2. Get home to discover that the used oil container is full.
3. Instead of taking it to local repair garage for recycling,
dump in hole in back yard.
4. Open a beer and drink it.
5. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
6. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
7. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
8. Place drain pan under engine.
9. Look for 9/16th box end wrench.
10. give up and use crescent wrench.
11. Unscrew drain plug.

this makes me so glad that i am a lady!!!
but you forgot a ps -
the rest of the money(1350-21=1329)
is spent on shopping .................
so,while the guys use the money to get drunk,hurt,embarrassed,imprisoned,etc......
we gals use the money to look fab!




























but anyway,
completely superb joke!!

hehehe another interesting one. Thanks.

lol

HaHaHaHa ;-)

I love being a lady.

And a 'man' told this 'joke'???

hahaha!
funny indeed.

that is another great one.... toooooo funny

That is so funny and so true.

nice got anymore?

another superb one lol*

VERY funnie!!!

how did you know I was Mrs July 1992 & 3!!!

LOL!!!

:)

OMG, Panos, it's a priceless joke!!! xD
I can't stop laughing!!! xD xD xD

Here's a star! *

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

lol. another good one

haha,
this is extremely funny.

well,
i just decided i have a new standard when i go to pick out a husband,
he HAS to be able to change the oil in less than $50
that will leave him enough to get beer (;

(:

Ha ha ha

like it .lol

Lol Honey it juat goes to show we woman are more clever then men,here have a star.xxx

your "men" must be based on some office boy, I can change it on a 525 cummins in 30 mins and it takes 12 gallons, so noooooooo ,it's a not funny



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