Hard of hearing...funny ?!
Question: An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there
was any way he could find out if his wife was hard of hearing.
The doctor replied, "If she won't come in for
a hearing test, you could try talking to her when you get
home. If you get no response, then move a little closer and
repeat what you've said. If she doesn't hear you
at first, you can gauge just how deaf she is by how close you
get, until she does hear."
Armed with this information, he sets off home. Opening
the front door he notices his wife in the kitchen down the
passageway, with her back to the door. Closing the door
quietly, he says to his wife, "Hi honey, I'm home,
what's for dinner?"
He gets no response, so he moves a little closer and says
again, "Hi honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?"
Still no response; so he enters the kitchen, and says,
"Hi honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?"
Again she doesn't respond, so he walks up to her touches
her arm and says,
Answers: An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there
was any way he could find out if his wife was hard of hearing.
The doctor replied, "If she won't come in for
a hearing test, you could try talking to her when you get
home. If you get no response, then move a little closer and
repeat what you've said. If she doesn't hear you
at first, you can gauge just how deaf she is by how close you
get, until she does hear."
Armed with this information, he sets off home. Opening
the front door he notices his wife in the kitchen down the
passageway, with her back to the door. Closing the door
quietly, he says to his wife, "Hi honey, I'm home,
what's for dinner?"
He gets no response, so he moves a little closer and says
again, "Hi honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?"
Still no response; so he enters the kitchen, and says,
"Hi honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?"
Again she doesn't respond, so he walks up to her touches
her arm and says,
pardon.lol
hahaha wasn't expecting that. Good one
lmfao omg that was way to damn funny great job made my day
jejeje thats funny....
lol i wasnt expecting that! lol loved it...have a star...
lmao very funny*
Funny! Have a star!
I've heard it before
It's Oldie....
Oh! Brilliant!!
Thanks for that one - I know someone who will really appreciate that!!
10/10 + *
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Priceless... xD
Here's a star! *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
PMSL!!!!!!!!! best one today.... so far
haha, poor guy.
in my opinion, guys just dont pay enough attention to our answers, and they quit listening.
and that could be easily what happened in this story.
(:
and he shouldnt have asked what was for dinner,
he should have asked where she got her cute shoes from.
=D
doesnt he know ANYTHING?
bwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaa... hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm passing that one on!
cheers Panos
Always the last to know!!!
ROTFLMHineyO
:)
LOL, star.
Hilarious.
that was great!!!
you put a smile on my face...my dad always sais that my mom is deaf!!
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh,you made my day,here have a star.xxx