Good Eve me Duckies!!! An Irishman is taking his driving test.The instructor ask!


Question: "It means you can't park there at all",says the Irishman."And what does a double yellow line mean?"asks the instructor.The Irishman says"It means you can't park there at all.....at all"
****2 Cannibals,a father and a son,walk into the jungle to lokk for something to eat.Before long they come across a little old man.The son says,"Dad,how about him?"No",says the father."There's not enough meat on him.We'll wait,"A while later,along comes a really fat lady.The son says,"Hey Dad,how about her"?"No,says the father."We'd die of a heart attack if we ate her.We'll wait".An 1 later an absolutely gorgeuos woman walks by.The son says,"There's nothing wrong with this one,Dad.Let's eat her."No we won't,"says the father."Why not"?asks the son.
"Because,"says the father,"we're going to take her home and eat your Mother."
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What's the most important thing to do if you're captured b cannibals?Keep calm and try not to get in a stew!!!
There me Duckies pls enjoy,and no nasties!!!!
Love you ALL!!!!.xxx


Answers: "It means you can't park there at all",says the Irishman."And what does a double yellow line mean?"asks the instructor.The Irishman says"It means you can't park there at all.....at all"
****2 Cannibals,a father and a son,walk into the jungle to lokk for something to eat.Before long they come across a little old man.The son says,"Dad,how about him?"No",says the father."There's not enough meat on him.We'll wait,"A while later,along comes a really fat lady.The son says,"Hey Dad,how about her"?"No,says the father."We'd die of a heart attack if we ate her.We'll wait".An 1 later an absolutely gorgeuos woman walks by.The son says,"There's nothing wrong with this one,Dad.Let's eat her."No we won't,"says the father."Why not"?asks the son.
"Because,"says the father,"we're going to take her home and eat your Mother."
****
What's the most important thing to do if you're captured b cannibals?Keep calm and try not to get in a stew!!!
There me Duckies pls enjoy,and no nasties!!!!
Love you ALL!!!!.xxx

The first one if great!!! xD
Really excellent joke!!! xD

Here's a star! *

Stronger prozac please.

i thought the second one was funny but not the other 2

pass the prozac please

haha. too funny. is the irishman trying to park in the middle of the street or what

LMSUIAO This sounds like a plot from a Tarrentino film. LOL

your on the right track.

hahahaha...those were super hunni
star for you..xx

LMAO! 10/10

the irish dude sounds like my sister. xD about the second one, what were all the people doing in cannibal territory? I love you jokes. :) keep um coming!



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