Harry potter and the bad pick up lines?!


Question: I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

-You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

-If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.

-You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell.

-I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

-Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

- I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

-Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.


Answers: I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

-You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

-If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.

-You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell.

-I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

-Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

- I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

-Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

Allllllrighty then! That's hysterical, darlin'.......if all yinz Death Eaters have a sense of humor like that, I'll be coming over to the Dark Side soon.....to paraphrase Jerry Maguire you "showed me the funny."

P.S.---Since you like to yuck it up, could you get Draco a new joke writer for his next birthday? He's needs to be a bit less annoying.

Also--Do you have a spell that will prevent me getting slapped in the face after I use one of these.....and I will.

What are you on about?

Those are great. Of course, they only make sense to people who have read Harry Potter.

soooo gud!

original...

of course the person to be picked must have read harry potter...

thanks for sharing them...

have a star!

hahah i loove the last one

hahaha that's hilarious. did you make these up?

cool =D

great lines, love harry potter, I would use all of them on him!

Hey ! Great Legs you have babe, what time do they open ?

They are funny as! lol!



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