Insurance lol!!!?!
Question: Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him... "Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Bob, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said,
"Bob, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said,
"Bob, remember that b**w j*b I promised you?"
"Here it comes."
Answers: Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him... "Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Bob, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said,
"Bob, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said,
"Bob, remember that b**w j*b I promised you?"
"Here it comes."
hahahahaha! that has got to be the best joke I've heard today so far, but then again it is nly 11.20 am lolz
What a classic!
Ha! ha! ha! very good, thanks for the laugh....
Brilliant
Aww...poor guy!
yea
Ha ha
funny
Love it, lol!
lol. good one!
What a way to go...Poor Bob!!
lol
pmsl thanks for the laugh
Good one...I'd not heard it before.
cool