Nursing home joke?!


Question: A man is checking his elderly father into a nursing home. As the administrator is telling him about all the care he'll be getting and all the wonderful amenities, the old man starts to lean to the left.
An orderly runs over and sets the man up straight.
A little later, the old man starts to lean to the right and the orderly runs over again and sets him up straight.
This happens a few more times.
Finally, the son asks his father how he likes the place.
The old man replies, "It's nice, but they won't let you fart!"


Answers: A man is checking his elderly father into a nursing home. As the administrator is telling him about all the care he'll be getting and all the wonderful amenities, the old man starts to lean to the left.
An orderly runs over and sets the man up straight.
A little later, the old man starts to lean to the right and the orderly runs over again and sets him up straight.
This happens a few more times.
Finally, the son asks his father how he likes the place.
The old man replies, "It's nice, but they won't let you fart!"

Very good, did you write that for Barry Cryer or did he write it for you? Have a star.

Funny!



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