Have you seen my wife ?!
Question: Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy
says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.'
The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help
you find her. What does she look like?'
The second old guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is
wearing short shorts. What does your wife
look like?'
To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter,
let's look for yours.'
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Answers: Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy
says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.'
The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help
you find her. What does she look like?'
The second old guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is
wearing short shorts. What does your wife
look like?'
To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter,
let's look for yours.'
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Ha ha ha,LMHO, great joke he he he.Love Jo xx
smart man... LOL
ha ha now that was good!
You are a funny and silly man ... !
;-)
xoxo
now that was original!
funny thats all i have to say
thats is orginal. but i guess to males that funny
that was funny
LOL Good joke.
I LOVE THIS JOKE!!!
i've heard that before but it's even funnier when you tell it!
Hahahaha.
Made me giggle on the inside. Then I told it to my sister and we giggled together.
LMAO
Hey i am with the first old man,lets look at something fine.
Funny..........Threee Blind Rats, three blind rats, see how they run, see how, they run, oops, gettin too old to run to Wal-Mart, guess we will take their remote controls away.....
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lol
thanks for sharing some laughs.
HA HA HA HA HA!
I laughed, I cried...no wait, I only laughed.