Boys will be boys!!!2 Bored casino workers are working at the craps table.A blon!
Question: $20.000 0n a a single roll of the dice.She says,"I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked".With that she strips from neck down,rolls the dice and yells,"Come pon,baby,mama needs new clothes!"As the dice come to a stop,she jumps up and down and squeals..."Yes!Yes!Iwon! I won!"She hugs each of the dealers,then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs.The dealers stare at each other,dumbfounded.Finnally,1 of them asks,"What did she roll?"The other answers,"I don't knoiw-I thought you were watching".
Moral of the story:Not all blondes are dumb,but all men are men.!!!!
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A MAN AND HIS WIFE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM
WHEN HE SAYS TO HER:"Just so you know,I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machice and fluids from a bottle.If that ever happens,pull the plug."
His wife nods understandingly,then promptly gets up,unplugs the TV and throws out all his beer.
There me Duckies pls enjoy and yyyyou nasties bypass.!!!
Answers: $20.000 0n a a single roll of the dice.She says,"I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked".With that she strips from neck down,rolls the dice and yells,"Come pon,baby,mama needs new clothes!"As the dice come to a stop,she jumps up and down and squeals..."Yes!Yes!Iwon! I won!"She hugs each of the dealers,then picks up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs.The dealers stare at each other,dumbfounded.Finnally,1 of them asks,"What did she roll?"The other answers,"I don't knoiw-I thought you were watching".
Moral of the story:Not all blondes are dumb,but all men are men.!!!!
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A MAN AND HIS WIFE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM
WHEN HE SAYS TO HER:"Just so you know,I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machice and fluids from a bottle.If that ever happens,pull the plug."
His wife nods understandingly,then promptly gets up,unplugs the TV and throws out all his beer.
There me Duckies pls enjoy and yyyyou nasties bypass.!!!
LMAO! blonde revenge finally. star
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Lol, funny.
It cheered me up, thanks for the laugh!
Ha ha.
LOL>>>>I enjoyed them both, especially the second one!
star.
hehehehe!! excellent jokes as always***
Funny! 100!
lol.lol
Ha ha ha!!! The second one's the best!!! xD
Have a star! *