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Question: 2nd RunnerUp

The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it all out.

1st RunnerUp

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.

HONORABLE MENTION:

The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER:

When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground, probably into eternity. A "buttered-cat array" could replace pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and "giant buttered-cat arrays" could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York with Chicago.


Answers: 2nd RunnerUp

The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it all out.

1st RunnerUp

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.

HONORABLE MENTION:

The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER:

When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground, probably into eternity. A "buttered-cat array" could replace pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and "giant buttered-cat arrays" could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York with Chicago.

I didn't know what this was about...... Then read it ........ Then LMAO. Quality.

These are very funny!!!!! Appreciate the laugh!

The gran prize is the besy .

Well done there all really good 10/10

LOL!! Thanks for the great post!

OMG THE LAST ONE HAD ME CRACKING UP!!! Hilarious FUnny If i could 2 stars4u...Lololololl...

very amusing!!

LOL

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

nice one love it.lol

ha! ha! that was clever!!

Very very good,,,,

Excellent lmao*

hehe very good!

Laughing at lunch!!!

LOL!!!

Thanx!!

:)

good-one !

Very Funny, hahahahaha

Lol Honey you really had me cracking,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx

hi quizard , very good loved it

The Grand prize winner is brilliant!!! xD
So is the Honorable mention!!! xD

Here's a star for each! * *

Excellent thanks for sharing

lol, star, excellent.



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