Is this joke any good??? please rate out of 10 or just leave abuse lol?!
Question: bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says "What a great chest you have." The bodybuilder tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says "What massive calves you have", the bodybuilder tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite".
He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He finally catches up to her and asks her why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw what a short fuse you have."
Answers: bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says "What a great chest you have." The bodybuilder tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says "What massive calves you have", the bodybuilder tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite".
He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He finally catches up to her and asks her why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw what a short fuse you have."
Lol Honey lets see about 9/10 but here have a star for making me laugh.xxx
hardy har har
5
Funny!!!!!
hahaa!!! like an 8...good one
haha pretty funny and true from what i have seen of most bodybuilders too
9/10
hilarious
love it!
xx
7/10
7
haha nice never herd it before, make it as short as possible when you say it tho, and don't say it's a good joke before you tell it (ppls expectations will go up haaha) 8/10
too predictable pumch line
3
0, sorry that was lame..i got it.. but it sucked
I've heard it before, but it's still funny. I give it a 6.5.
kinda lame, i'd give it a "3"
kinda souns like something that belongs on lifetime
didnt laugh poss girls would find it funny i wouldnt
Ha. 7.65
Pretty Good
9
Cue wind noises and Tumbleweed blowing across............Not bad (he lied)
I found that pretty funny - I'll give it 8 out of 10!
like 1 out of 10 ..... sorry
hehehe nice one..
boo hiss
2
Cheesy but funny. 7 out of 10
Forget the stand up my friend, 3/10 !
pretty good 8/10
lol funny i Wonder wat size it was mmmmmmm
10/10
very funy
Pretty good!!! I laughed.
10
if one person likes it then its good. so yes you did it...10 outta 10....
8
peed my nicks really good i rate 9