The blame game (Not really a joke but funny )?!
Question: If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.
If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled *** is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?
Answers: If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.
If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled *** is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?
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sure! really good and you deserve a star........
I sure will
Man those were good.... A star for u!!!!
not really funny kinda sad if you think about it noone wants to take the blame for their own actions anymore
..and if an angry husband throws a toaster into his cheating wife's bathtub while she's bathing it's the electric company's fault!!
Here's a star
Looks like you got a lot of star<'-'>
even from my side.... * for U!!!
haha thats so true and funny at the same time! im giving u a star :)
lol.
hahahaha...so true and yet hilarious at the same time.
Amen.
liked it!!
so true.
Ha ha yeah could also blame Yahoo too! lol!!
:-)))
Brilliant
Yes I promise!!
Good ones there Jim!!
very good
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
The old Blame Game!! I'll blame Bill Gates for ya sweet heart it's the least I can do!! lol ?
I sure will, Jim....now....also... what's the brand name of your chair?
I got some weeds in my lawn...I'm blaming Mother Nature! (she must be loaded...).
sooo true and i cant believe that the woman who sued McDonalds over the coffee incident actually won alot of money!!
starred!!