LOUDEST and LONGEST SCREAMER??!!?!


Question: Three friends in a bar were all drunk when one of them came up with an idea.

He said, "Let's have a bet for $500, for whoever among us can make his wife scream the longest during sex."

They all agreed, going home to their respective wives to have sex and make them scream.

The next day they met, the first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two and a half hours and she was screaming for an hour and a half."

The second friend said, "That's nothing. I practiced kama sutra with my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and even half an hour after I was done."

The third friend said, "That's all nothing compared to me. I made love to my wife last night for ten minutes. I came a couple of times, wiped my d!ck on the curtain, and she's still screaming at me up to now!"


Answers: Three friends in a bar were all drunk when one of them came up with an idea.

He said, "Let's have a bet for $500, for whoever among us can make his wife scream the longest during sex."

They all agreed, going home to their respective wives to have sex and make them scream.

The next day they met, the first friend said, "I made love to my wife for two and a half hours and she was screaming for an hour and a half."

The second friend said, "That's nothing. I practiced kama sutra with my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and even half an hour after I was done."

The third friend said, "That's all nothing compared to me. I made love to my wife last night for ten minutes. I came a couple of times, wiped my d!ck on the curtain, and she's still screaming at me up to now!"

Oh I'm telling that to some friends tomorrow!

LOLZ!!!!

WHAT COLOR WERE THE CURTAINS THAT COULD HAVE MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

haha that is hilarious!!!!

hahahah that was a good one hahahah

hilarious.

Kewl!!!

Kinda sick but funny

LoL!

HAHAHAHHAH!!!
Okay, now that one was dirty...
LOL, on the curtains???
Gross!!

again, its lovely.

N___ice Hav A Star

ha ha ha, nice one, very funny.

the third guy is quite intellegent!


lol



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