BIG PEOPLE Words?!?!
Question: A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you
read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride and said, "Winnie the S H ! T."
Answers: A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you
read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride and said, "Winnie the S H ! T."
Dude, that is HILARIOUS! OMG I am so telling everyone I know that joke!
LOL
LOL! Nice one!
Hahaha. lol. That was funny. *
thats a minute of my life i will never get back
agh
its my fault
dammit
heard that one before but still is cute didnt stop me from laughing though:)
HAHAH i was thinking, wheres she going with this one? then POW punchline. good job.
Lmao! Serves the kindergarten teacher right!
Lol!
Now that was funny
Not poor Winnie, your mean. lol
a funny one
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Hey that was funny!!..
ahahahah I can't stop laughing!
:)
This one is funny
:)
lovely, it looks that you're in good mood.
wish you the best.
N_______ice thnx
omg, lmao!!! since the beggining of the joke i started to hate that teacher and that little alex did what i would've done!!
Hahahaha! Good one.
thanx for making me laugh.... heres a *