Guys show your sense of humor!?!
Question: Which guy has the best sense of humor, show it off here!
I love to laugh!
Don't be cruel to me, i just like to have fun :(
Answers: Which guy has the best sense of humor, show it off here!
I love to laugh!
Don't be cruel to me, i just like to have fun :(
Here is a new philosophy, kind of a funny statement, but who here wouldn't agree...
Treat every stressful situation like a dog does, if you cannot eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
The sound of zippers scare the sheep away.
A blond female police officer pulls over a driver for doing 5mph over the speed limit. She walks up to car and sees that it was a blond lady driving. The officer asks her for her liscense and registration. The lady starts going through her purse and finally gives the officer a puzzled look. The officer says: well look for anything with your picture on it. So the lady goes through her purse again and finds her make up compact, opens it, sees her face in the mirror and asks the officer if this will do and show it to the officer. The officer takes it, looks at it and says: Why didn't you tell me you were a police officer? Your free to go.
One day a priest went golfing and took a nun as his caddy.
At the first hole the priest T'd up his ball swung and missed and yelled god damnit I missed.
Then the nun said father you shouldnt take the lords name in vain the priest just says ya ya watever and finish's the hole.
Now hole after hole the same thing hapens and every time the priest say God damnit I missed.
Then finally the nun said father surley if you say that again the lord will strike u down dead.
Then at the next hole same thing happens and he say's it then all of a suddent the sky turns dark and theres thunder and lighting and all of a sudde a lighting bolt comes down and kills the nun, and then a mistical voice said God damnit I missed
( I don't agree with taking the lords name in vain in fact I normally don't at all, but this was cleaner than the sh** I missed version)
What does a terrorist say after he is done at a meeting?
"I'd better BEHEADING home!"
Or..
How many environmentalists does it take to stop people for drilling oil in Alaska?
None! They screw things up!
what do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl?......................My a*s
or possibly
How many men dose it take to cook a meal? .................................. 3 one to cook one to read the recipe and the other to wish he didn't cheat on his wife