AnAgent finds out that his top actress client has been moonlighting as an escort!
Question: he asks if he can have sex with her later that night.She agrees,but says,"You'll have to pay like everyone else."
The agent agrees and meets her at her house that night.After turning out all the lights,they have sex.The actress falls asleep,but 10minutes later,she is awoken and the scene repeats itself.This goes on for athe next few hours.
Eventually,the actress screams out,"This is amazing! I never knew agents were so virile."
A voice from the dark replies,"Lady,I'm not your agent.He's at the door selling tickets."
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A man tell his doctor he's unable to do all the things round the house that he used to.After an ecamination,he says,"tell me in plain English what's wrong with me,Doc".
"Well,in layman's terms,you're plain lazy,"says the doctor.
"Ok.Now give me a medical term,so I can tell my wife.""
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There me Duckies I hope you enjoyed that and a Good eve to yeah all.
Love yeah and pls sleep tight.xxxx
Answers: he asks if he can have sex with her later that night.She agrees,but says,"You'll have to pay like everyone else."
The agent agrees and meets her at her house that night.After turning out all the lights,they have sex.The actress falls asleep,but 10minutes later,she is awoken and the scene repeats itself.This goes on for athe next few hours.
Eventually,the actress screams out,"This is amazing! I never knew agents were so virile."
A voice from the dark replies,"Lady,I'm not your agent.He's at the door selling tickets."
****
A man tell his doctor he's unable to do all the things round the house that he used to.After an ecamination,he says,"tell me in plain English what's wrong with me,Doc".
"Well,in layman's terms,you're plain lazy,"says the doctor.
"Ok.Now give me a medical term,so I can tell my wife.""
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There me Duckies I hope you enjoyed that and a Good eve to yeah all.
Love yeah and pls sleep tight.xxxx
LMSUIAO I've been searching for that correct Medical Terminology for that since I got married nearly 30 yrs ago and no matter what words I use my Darling Wife just wont believe it's a medical condition, Go Figure,
Lol, funny.
haha..funny
like it .lol
well funny thanks
very good joke ha ha ha ,,,,
Oh, they're fabulous!!! xD
Really mad me LOL! xD
Here's a star for that lazy man! *
lmao...excellent hun
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LMAO! star
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