Telll me a good joke?!

Question: like I have this friend that laughs super funny, and I need to make him laugh! a good joke please 10 points the best and choosen 4 best answer!

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Answers: like I have this friend that laughs super funny, and I need to make him laugh! a good joke please 10 points the best and choosen 4 best answer!

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elephant: camel, why do you have boobs on you're back
camel: i dunt kno but why do you have a weiner on yur face??

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2 peanuts were walking in the park...... one was a salted.

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Have you heard the one about the guy who descended from
a long line his mother once heard ?

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2 guys walk into a bar. They should have ducked.

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Have you ever hunted bear?

No... but I've fished in my boxers.

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A string walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Bartender says, we don't serve strings here. Get out.

String leaves. String frazzles the ends of itself and ties itself into a bow.

String goes back into the bar and orders a drink.

Bartender says, didn't I just tell you we don't serve strings here?

String says: No, I'm a frayed knot.

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