Does any one know any funny chuck norris jokes? also known as chuck norrisism?!
Question: like when chuck norris works out the equipment gets stronger
chuck norris ate a whole cake before his freinds told him there was a stripper in it
chuck norris doesnt tea bag girls, he potato sacks them
Answers: like when chuck norris works out the equipment gets stronger
chuck norris ate a whole cake before his freinds told him there was a stripper in it
chuck norris doesnt tea bag girls, he potato sacks them
The boogyman checks his closet for chuck norris
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
why was chuck norris's food afraid of him?
because instead of teeth, he has fists!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.