Jokes...............?!
Question: This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas
A brunnette is jumping back and forth across railroad tracks saying "21, 21, 21". Along comes a blonde, she asks the brunnete what she is doing but all she says is "21, 21, 21". So she asks if she could hop in but she says the same thing "21, 21, 21". Along comes a train. The brunnette gets out of the way but the blonde keeps jumping.
BANG!
The brunnette gets back on the tracks and says "22, 22, 22".
Answers: This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas
A brunnette is jumping back and forth across railroad tracks saying "21, 21, 21". Along comes a blonde, she asks the brunnete what she is doing but all she says is "21, 21, 21". So she asks if she could hop in but she says the same thing "21, 21, 21". Along comes a train. The brunnette gets out of the way but the blonde keeps jumping.
BANG!
The brunnette gets back on the tracks and says "22, 22, 22".
Lol, I love the first one.
And I've heard the second one so many times and its still good.
By the way, don't listen to the idiots, I love your jokes!
Boners.
lol
that's so funny!
there both funny, at first i thought they were the same joke.
Yeah I've heard those...5/10
Two men walked into a bar. The third one swerved.
3/10
haha stupid blondes
Booooooo...let me guess you are a teacher??
that's hilarious! sweet joke, ive heard it before but w/e,
PEACE
Those were both good !!!
LOL
i only read the bottom joke but that funny :)
sorry you wrote to much so ima just say this-dsfrdrfv
so i could get my 2 points
ha
Good jokes.
lmao thats to funny. sounds like my husband.....
both of those were good
Got 2 for ya:::(they r kinda the same-ish)
1:
This blonde is calling 911:
Blonde "My house is on fire I need HELP!"
Police "Okay calm down...How can we get there?"
Blonde "Um...Duhh! The big red truck!"
2:
A blonde cam home from work one day to see she had been robbed. She decided she needed to call the cops, but when she got to the phone she didn't know how because she couldn't find the 11 (eleven)
Lol Honey you really had me in stiches,lucky you choose the brunette of the red haired one here have a star,and a million thanks for that there laugh.xxx
Honey ignore that little nasties ok?xxx
Love you.xxx
funny
Ace joke ha ha ha ,,,,,
lmao again fantastic*
lol.like it .lol