Hilarious jokes. i thought so anyway.?!
Question: A mans wife divorces him after 10 years of wedded bliss. The man goes to a bar to down his sorrows in wiskey. after about 1 hour of complete inebriation, the bar tender says,
"sir im sorry but i cant serve you any more, your tab is to high."
the man replies,
"aw come on man my wife just left me i dont want to feel this hurt anymore."
The bartender comes up with an idea after about 2 minutes of arguing. he said,
"i ahve a donkey in the back of the bar. if you can make the donkey laugh, ill earase your tab. you can drink all over again."
the man quickly agrees and walks over to the donkey and whispers in its ear. sure enough the donkey starts laughing as hard as you have ever heard. The bartender is stumped.
"donkeys dont laugh?!"
The man stumbles to his seat and says, wiskey please. after about another 1 and a half the bartender says,
"look here, your tab is to high. now thats enough. pay or get out."
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Answers: A mans wife divorces him after 10 years of wedded bliss. The man goes to a bar to down his sorrows in wiskey. after about 1 hour of complete inebriation, the bar tender says,
"sir im sorry but i cant serve you any more, your tab is to high."
the man replies,
"aw come on man my wife just left me i dont want to feel this hurt anymore."
The bartender comes up with an idea after about 2 minutes of arguing. he said,
"i ahve a donkey in the back of the bar. if you can make the donkey laugh, ill earase your tab. you can drink all over again."
the man quickly agrees and walks over to the donkey and whispers in its ear. sure enough the donkey starts laughing as hard as you have ever heard. The bartender is stumped.
"donkeys dont laugh?!"
The man stumbles to his seat and says, wiskey please. after about another 1 and a half the bartender says,
"look here, your tab is to high. now thats enough. pay or get out."
**Continues in details**.
lol
well said
keep it up
WUT
First one was funny, didn't quite care for the racial ones... =]
That is so wrong, farm equipment.
lol