A Priest, a Minister and Rabbi joke?!
Question: a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were sitting together at a religious conference when the speaker asked "when does the moment of life begin?" The Priest answered "when the egg and sperm get together, life begins" The Minister answered "when 2 people get together in love, and the fetus is formed, there is when life begins." and finally the Rabbi answered "when the kids are out of the house and finish college and the dog and wife die, then life begins!"
Answers: a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi were sitting together at a religious conference when the speaker asked "when does the moment of life begin?" The Priest answered "when the egg and sperm get together, life begins" The Minister answered "when 2 people get together in love, and the fetus is formed, there is when life begins." and finally the Rabbi answered "when the kids are out of the house and finish college and the dog and wife die, then life begins!"
very clever...hahahaha
hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!! nice.
funny......and clever
um. not that funny.
sort of like those comics for adults that you never read
When I saw the heading, I thought "I know a Priest, Minister and Rabbi joke too." It was this joke. Maybe there is only one such joke. Cheers!
No Ace, there are much more of them.
Just Google with "a minister, a priest and a rabbi"
or "a priest, a minister and a rabbi" and so on.
Like this one that I found on
http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/Daily...
(and there are more of them on just this site,
click on 'multifaith') :
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."