Brunette Jokes?!
Question: Are there any Brunette Jokes?? If so please link a website or tell me the jokes? I know that there are blond jokes because my teacher pulled one on me today because I couldn't get the door open.... so I really need to get her back!! And she's brunette.. thats why I need some jokes...... THANKS!
Answers: Are there any Brunette Jokes?? If so please link a website or tell me the jokes? I know that there are blond jokes because my teacher pulled one on me today because I couldn't get the door open.... so I really need to get her back!! And she's brunette.. thats why I need some jokes...... THANKS!
Here are some...found them using google...but since I am brunette....I have to add a blonde on in too...
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt
Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Is it tru blondes have more fun?
A. No, they have ALL the fun
Q. How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A. Check her for a pulse
Q. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit
Q.Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A. Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday
Q. What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
A. At least the trash gets taken out once a week
Q. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb ?
A. To help out the blonde that's been tryin' for weeks
Q. What's a brunette that has dyed her hair ?
A. Artificial intelligence
Q. How do you recognize a brunette at the airport?
A. She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes
Q. Why does a brunette have a see-through lunchbox?
A. To know whether she's coming from or going to the office
Q. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A. To open windows
Q. Why does a brunette throw water on her keyboard?
A. To surf the internet
Q. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field
Q. Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
A. So their lunch won't spoil
Q. How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A. By studying what oil spills did to seaweed
Q. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
A. Because it's not funny
Q. How can a brunette get lost in a crowd of three?
A. It's easy... if one-third of the crowd is blonde
Google It.
Hmm...maybe you could find a blonde joke, but substitute "brunette".
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette.
sure.Type in brunette jokes on google.
SORRY no jokes about brunettes cuz brunettes r cleary smarter. That's why blondes can't make jokes up 4 them.
go to funny junk.com and click on were it says jokes then write what kind you are looking for.
"MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SUNLIGHT YOURS LOOKS LIKE POOP". "HARDLY ANY CELEBS GOT BROWN HAIR. "YOUR PATHETIC IF YOU ONLY GOT HAIR COLOR ON ME" otherwise you shouldnt be that hmm whats the word with your teacher i say report her
Here's a lot of links to choose from.
http://www.google.co.kr/search?hl=en&q=b...
Just change blond to brunette.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
http://www.raskys.com/brunette.html
What joke can u make about a brunette? brunette's have proved to be smart enough to not have jokes being made about them. but if ur desperate, just put in brunette in a blonde joke.
e.g
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old brunette who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
soz hunny ther aint any brunnette jokes...only blondes :)
I doubt there are any....