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Question: A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “It started...”

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Answers: A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “It started...”

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Wow, he brought it on himself though. Star.

liked it.
thanks for the smile
here's a star

HA!!!

Good one mate! Must tell my son that one, as she sounds like his wife! lol

lol

Funny! 100!

lmfoa!!! ahhahaha good one

haha that's retarded it's funny. Here I got one...
Two strings [yea like...shoe lace strings that type of string] go walking into a bar and they sit on stools and the bar dude goes "I'm sorry guys, we don't serve strings here!" so u kno there all kicked out and on the sidewalk the one string...erg...let's call him stan...starts to roll around on the ground to get himself all like messed up and he goes back into the bar and the bartender goes "I thought i told you we don't serve strings here!" and the string answers "fraid knot"


well, idk if i spelt fraid right but get it? he aint a string no more cuz he's a fraid knot!!!
AHAHAHAH that's hilarious !
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hahahaha...very good*



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