OK my last joke?!
Question: A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
Answers: A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
lol...Can anyone say "awkward"
funny
thats a good one... i like it
OH SNAP CRACK AND POP ! OMG ! THATS FUNNY * STAR * lol :) ! plz help me http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
already heard it, but still funny!!!!!!
I don't usually enjoy vulgar jokes. But this was quite funny. I knew where this was leading. haha
heard it before, nothing new...not bad but gets old- besides, he should have just bought a 40 pack from costco for $10.00!!!
lmao this is hillarious.
My cousin told me this joke last summer, i thought it was hysterical!! :)
hilarious!
HAHA lol
LMAO ! Thanks ! A star for you ! Read mine.
lmao dude that was ******* hilarious.
lol....=]
That is a freakin amazing joke!
lol.that was such a fuuny joke!=0
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WOW
I love this joke! funny!
What a great joke. I dont understand what the "family pack" had to do with it, since I thought it was going to be part of the punch line because I didnt know that there were such things as condoms that came in family packs.
Ahaha I heard this one before !
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I got one too...It's one of my favorites
Theres this guy and he's on the phone with his aunt and she's at a nursing home and she goes[ *old lady voice*] "Oh hunny why don't you come over and see me I'm lonely" and blah blah blah whatever so he hangs up and goes to the nursing home and she's like in the bed asleep right, so he sits on this little ugly chair next to her dresser in the room and sees a bowl of peanuts. *thinks to himself-hmm I doubt she'd mind if i eat a few* so blah blah blah she wakes up like i dont know a half horu later and he goes "Oh auntie! i just realized I've absentmindedly eaten all of your peanuts!" and then she laughs and goes (don't forget-old lady voice!!!) "That's quite alright, deary, I don't much care for them once I've sucked all the chocolate off anyways "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH???
Wow that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
funny did u just think of that or did u hear it from someone else
That would be very embarrasing!!!!
Great joke, thanks.
myspace joke. haha hilarious
Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
LOL! That is too funny!
I heard this joke, like seven years ago. Get a new one. Sheesh..... can you say, lame?!?
very good joke lol