OK my last joke?!


Question: A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."


Answers: A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

lol...Can anyone say "awkward"

funny

thats a good one... i like it

OH SNAP CRACK AND POP ! OMG ! THATS FUNNY * STAR * lol :) ! plz help me http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

already heard it, but still funny!!!!!!

I don't usually enjoy vulgar jokes. But this was quite funny. I knew where this was leading. haha

heard it before, nothing new...not bad but gets old- besides, he should have just bought a 40 pack from costco for $10.00!!!

lmao this is hillarious.

My cousin told me this joke last summer, i thought it was hysterical!! :)

hilarious!

HAHA lol

LMAO ! Thanks ! A star for you ! Read mine.

lmao dude that was ******* hilarious.

lol....=]

That is a freakin amazing joke!

lol.that was such a fuuny joke!=0
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WOW

I love this joke! funny!

What a great joke. I dont understand what the "family pack" had to do with it, since I thought it was going to be part of the punch line because I didnt know that there were such things as condoms that came in family packs.

Ahaha I heard this one before !
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I got one too...It's one of my favorites
Theres this guy and he's on the phone with his aunt and she's at a nursing home and she goes[ *old lady voice*] "Oh hunny why don't you come over and see me I'm lonely" and blah blah blah whatever so he hangs up and goes to the nursing home and she's like in the bed asleep right, so he sits on this little ugly chair next to her dresser in the room and sees a bowl of peanuts. *thinks to himself-hmm I doubt she'd mind if i eat a few* so blah blah blah she wakes up like i dont know a half horu later and he goes "Oh auntie! i just realized I've absentmindedly eaten all of your peanuts!" and then she laughs and goes (don't forget-old lady voice!!!) "That's quite alright, deary, I don't much care for them once I've sucked all the chocolate off anyways "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH???

Wow that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
funny did u just think of that or did u hear it from someone else

That would be very embarrasing!!!!

Great joke, thanks.

myspace joke. haha hilarious

Funny! Ha Ha! 100!

LOL! That is too funny!

I heard this joke, like seven years ago. Get a new one. Sheesh..... can you say, lame?!?

very good joke lol



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