Great truths that little children have learned:?!
Question: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandad's lap.
Answers: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandad's lap.
When the snooker's on TV, the ball doesn't fall out the back of the set!
hell ya
true
Cute, but it's not a question.
Very true nice,,,,
Cute ones... specailly no 10
very enjoyable
....and when you hear the Ice Cream Van coming down the street tinkling a merry tune it does not mean they have run out of ice cream!
.....or that the motion sensor in the corner of the room does not mean that Father Christmas/Easter Bunny is watching them to check if they have been good!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I heard this before but i still love # two. my mom was always mad at my dad and my hair was up to my waist.
they also learn that, when they want a kitty or puppy, first ask for a pony.
i dont ge it
hahaha those are great. lol
thanks for the laugh
lol so tru
yet again brilliant