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Question: when a nearby house caught fire , allen took his two boys to see the firemen in action. An 86-year-old widower was standing outside, watching the flames shoot through his roof. Nostalgically, he said,"half of me is still inside that house." A lump formed in allen's throat.
Then he continued, " my teeth,my glasses , my hearing aid..."
a woman's heart is like a circus-
ther's always room for one more clown
tiffy's baby-sitter knew not to bring her one-year old daghter, ami, into the mall,where she worked. one glimpse at tiify at the check-out counter and ami stats screaming until she's in her arms. but one day, with the fridge empty, maxine had no choice and as predicted when ami saw tiffy, she startedm wailing loudly........
unsure what to do, tiffy just smiled continued scanning a customer'srocerie's. "that's right, darling"
said the woman she was waiting on "you just keep smiling and thank god she's not yours."
Answers: when a nearby house caught fire , allen took his two boys to see the firemen in action. An 86-year-old widower was standing outside, watching the flames shoot through his roof. Nostalgically, he said,"half of me is still inside that house." A lump formed in allen's throat.
Then he continued, " my teeth,my glasses , my hearing aid..."
a woman's heart is like a circus-
ther's always room for one more clown
tiffy's baby-sitter knew not to bring her one-year old daghter, ami, into the mall,where she worked. one glimpse at tiify at the check-out counter and ami stats screaming until she's in her arms. but one day, with the fridge empty, maxine had no choice and as predicted when ami saw tiffy, she startedm wailing loudly........
unsure what to do, tiffy just smiled continued scanning a customer'srocerie's. "that's right, darling"
said the woman she was waiting on "you just keep smiling and thank god she's not yours."
House fire joke = 5 out of 10
Woman's heart joke = 8 out of 10
Baby-sitter joke = 8 out of 10
Last 3 jokes:
Labour joke = 9 out of 10
Mirror joke = 10 out of 10 - Hysterical !! Star !!!
Deleted joke = 9 out of 10
YOU ARE GETTING FUNNIER AND FUNNIER !!
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3. 4 would've been 7 but the spelling and grammar were atrocious
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very good and starred