Peanut joke...?!


Question: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!" The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"


Answers: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!" The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"

Lol Honey you had me rolling here have a star.xxxx

lol lol lol i loved it lol

I like it. Brilliant joke thanks.

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the very thought makes me squirm lol

This one really has got whiskers round it.

nice one... hehehe

lol soooo funny!

You've gotta love it =)

lol

lol

Thats ace ha ha ha ,,,,,

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I hope to god my dad isn't that smart...uh oh.

lol lol lol
love it
xx

hehehe funnyyyyyy

hi quizzard, both youre jokes have been brill, thank you

Funny! 100!

lol...super ending *****

That was so funny! LOL you get a star

He was only trying to discover the unknown((shot gun wedding action)).

bring it on love it.lol

love it .lol

A groaner in disguise!!!!

LOL!!!

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