Better relationship?!
Question: A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
Answers: A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
hahaha,very good
funny how on this and previous post ,first answerers are so dumb...funny !!! hahaha
LMAO nice
Liked that one ha ha ha v good,,,,
thats life.lol
Ha ha ha!!! 10/10!
Great one! xD
Have a star! *
at least it aint a problem no more
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nice job. good joke. * and thanks for the 2 points!
Great!!!!!!!!! LMAO....
PMSL! star
good one
Never saw that ending coming!!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!
Star on its way!! *
lol
i wasnt expectin that endin
xx
hehehe, the little devil, pmsl
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Ha ha ha.!!!
I bet she does, lol.!!!
Good one Rose so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
hahaha...excellent as usual from you rose***
UUUUmmmmmmmmmmmm 7/10
lol
Kinda funny, but weird. What the heck was he doing asking for advice for luck with ladies?!lol