Life before a computer?!
Question: An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
Answers: An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
another star award rosey
he he he
true so true.lol
Ha ha ha very true nice one ,,,,,
excellent...
nice going. i like it :) 10/10
LOL true and very scarey.
Excellent!
you get a star from me
hehehe
nice 1
wow ...no dumb @@s here saying
....I don't get it...
...yet....!!!
that was very cool. I liked the subtle ryhmes at the end.
ohh how true hun, pmsl
lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones and True, lol.!!!
10/10 Rose.!!!
Cheers.!!
What is it with all the thumbs down tonight people??.
Fantastic lol and so true*
You forgot """ An erorr Message """
Was a short Note sent to the wrong person !!!
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