Unhelpful Wife?!
Question: A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
[The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
Answers: A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
[The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
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great joke
Haha, funny! Now try remembering the entire dialogue...
great joke loved it :D
Funny
hahahaha. still a classic
oohh naughty, pmsl hun
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poetic justice on the male sex.serves him right!
Funny! 100!
Lol best laugh of the day.
I shall give you a star
thats excellent..ha ha ha
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke so 10/10.!!!
Can't keep her quiet can he, lol.!!!
Cheers.!!
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Haha!
I'd have to say this is my favorite.
Thanks for the laugh.
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hahahaha....sheer brilliance****
HA HA HA!!! what a horrible wife! well, I mean, you know, I'd never want someone to do something like that me! but, hopefully I never end up in a situation like that.
Officer: I will also give you a ticket for being drunk.
Man: Just take my wife and we will call it even.
LMAO
Ace joke ha ha ha
just like a ---.lol
HeHe Very good. Don't Drink + Drive
Good one!!!
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