Funny Joke (don't look at if you are easily offended)!?!
Question: So, a kid comes home from school one day, and says to his mom, "Mommy, these kids at school today used two new words that I didn't know."
The mom says, "Well, what were these words?"
The kid says, "***** and *****."
The mom says, "Oh, well a ***** is like Snowball, our cat, and a ***** is a female dog, like our Sasha."
The kid says "Oh," and leaves the room.
He goes downstairs to his dad, who is working in his shop and says, "Daddy, there were these kids at school today who used two words that I didn't know, and when I asked mommy what they meant, I don't think she told me the WHOLE truth about them."
The dad said, "Well, what were these words?"
The kid said "***** and *****."
So the dad took out a dirty magazine, and circled the proper areas with a marker.
He said, "Everything inside that circle is a *****."
Then the kid asked, "Well then, what's a *****?"
And his dad said, "Everything outside that circle."
Funny, huh? =D
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Answers: So, a kid comes home from school one day, and says to his mom, "Mommy, these kids at school today used two new words that I didn't know."
The mom says, "Well, what were these words?"
The kid says, "***** and *****."
The mom says, "Oh, well a ***** is like Snowball, our cat, and a ***** is a female dog, like our Sasha."
The kid says "Oh," and leaves the room.
He goes downstairs to his dad, who is working in his shop and says, "Daddy, there were these kids at school today who used two words that I didn't know, and when I asked mommy what they meant, I don't think she told me the WHOLE truth about them."
The dad said, "Well, what were these words?"
The kid said "***** and *****."
So the dad took out a dirty magazine, and circled the proper areas with a marker.
He said, "Everything inside that circle is a *****."
Then the kid asked, "Well then, what's a *****?"
And his dad said, "Everything outside that circle."
Funny, huh? =D
Star if you like it!
LOL! That was good, even without your breaking down the words!! *star*
haha-not funny enough..
I dont get it? It would make more sense if you told us what the words were....i know that one of the words is b*tch, but whats the other?
the bad words are in stars and those can be anything. mind clearing things up?? try something like bi*ch or something.
lol.
haha!!
truthful father!!!! =)
yeah.. i dont get it...
that is funny!
lol good