Men are like.................?!
Question: Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.
Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
Men are like….Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
Men are like….Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like….Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like….Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like….Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you’re riding it.
Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ….Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.
Answers: Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.
Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
Men are like….Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
Men are like….Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like….Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like….Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like….Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you’re riding it.
Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ….Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.
im suprised at you rosey
Lol. That's funny.
Women are shoes, the more you try them on, the better they fit..
haha that is too funny.
men suck
Yeah !!!
Good work. I think You know
what You are talking about...
Get a star.
Aaron.
and all women are perfect lol
Haha clever
Thats so true
10/10
Have a star
=)
Wow, that is soooooooooooooooooo true lol!!!
kinda long but funny
You have a good experience, where are you living???
HEY! Now I resemble that!
Ho Ho .............Very droll...
Women are like flowers, beautiful and sharp but then they welt away
Women..Are like children, there emotions get the best of them
Women are like caves,exploring to long you get trapped
women are like telemarketers, they never leave you alone.
women are wonder full and sweet and have the patients to wright out what men are. Well we are apart of you and you a part of use..Don't Hate Ladies we understand your insecure.
Hey...............iam happy for this poem(in spite of it's meanings) but unhappy bcz of it's meanings.
you rock! hahahahaha
Men r like parking spots. They are either taken or handicapped.
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
well that explains how uncomplicated women are unlike men...................
a really nice one
have a *
haha very good lol
That's funny. LOL. Good ones.
hahahahaha...thats men for you
david ray if you didn't like it why answer, 2pts mean that much to a low life i suspect.
ha ha ha funny and a bit true
thanks for a laugh
10/10
sorry what? All i heard was "blah blah mememeeme blah dothe washingup blah b;la mememe mow the lawn blah balh mememememememererewhguiorhgrhgorhhgioreg...
LOL 10/10
lol funny one :) !!!
Another good one ha ha ha ,,,,
hahaha! very funny! star for you *ting*
Men are like public toilets, they're either taken or full of sh*t
hehehe, so true hun, but we love them, they are also like poverty, never far away, pmsl
star
i love them!!!!!!
haha very funny
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