Women's Conference.......?!
Question: The first speaker; a lady from England , stood and said "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (Thecrowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia , stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well. (The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, an Aboriginal lady, stood up and said, "Afta lassyear's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I
Answers: The first speaker; a lady from England , stood and said "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (Thecrowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia , stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well. (The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, an Aboriginal lady, stood up and said, "Afta lassyear's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo Jack, dat I
that was funny im still laughing dam good one
dammit that's funny
I love this joke.
that was pretty good.
A star cuz i hadnt heard it before ^_^
hahahahahaa imgoing to remeber this after a few days and just crack up! thanks!
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I have read this some where,
but dear Vazel!!!!!!
a STAR for you
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