Kids say the darndest things!! Funny joke, first one! Be nice?!
Question: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all
of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two
hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the ***** in the kitchen.."
Answers: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all
of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two
hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again
soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the ***** in the kitchen.."
heh heh heard it be4 but it still cracks me up
hav a star :)
haha thats good
HAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant Great first joke post!!!
Not bad, but what was with all the spacing?
that is me all the way
Nice one hun,
Omg that's hilarious.
thats very good
that's old but haven't heard it in a long time so 10 points for goin OLD SCHOOL