....a joke 4 u....?!
Question: percy is heartbroken, after 50 years of marriage his wife mabel has died.
to let all his friends and relatives know he phones the local newspaper to place an obituary.
'how much is it to place the ad' he asks the secretary.'￡1 per letter' came the reply.
counting his money percy only has ￡3.
'what would you like me to write for you' she says.
percy suggests 'mabel is dead'
' oh is that all' she said back
'well i only have ￡3, its all i have left of my pension, i would like to have put a lot more but i simply cant afford it my dear'
the secretary takes pity on percy 'ok i'll let you have a further 3 letters but thats the best i can do'
'oh thank you, you are so kind' said percy
'so what do you want me to write then' she asked percy.
which he replied 'mable is dead...fiesta for sale'
Answers: percy is heartbroken, after 50 years of marriage his wife mabel has died.
to let all his friends and relatives know he phones the local newspaper to place an obituary.
'how much is it to place the ad' he asks the secretary.'￡1 per letter' came the reply.
counting his money percy only has ￡3.
'what would you like me to write for you' she says.
percy suggests 'mabel is dead'
' oh is that all' she said back
'well i only have ￡3, its all i have left of my pension, i would like to have put a lot more but i simply cant afford it my dear'
the secretary takes pity on percy 'ok i'll let you have a further 3 letters but thats the best i can do'
'oh thank you, you are so kind' said percy
'so what do you want me to write then' she asked percy.
which he replied 'mable is dead...fiesta for sale'
hahaha, funny one,,
ok, see this one,,
A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would **** you twice.' 'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
loll thats prityy gOod :-))
lol silly
Lame.
percy is heartbroken.............i dont think so!
LOL heard it before but still pretty funny!!!
silly but funny.............
stupid but funny.
Thik thak he he koi bura nah he!!Magar Orkut pe aur bahater mil jayenge
ohh how cruel.... ur a mean man!
j/k meltedsnowman
LMAO!!! =)
and lmao at saaz omg that was funny and cruel too funny how we can laugh at somethings so horrible but yet ...true
kinda boring...sorry. better luck next time.
tis good, but don't you mean words, not letters