Some silly jokes for u?!
Question: ever heard of tim vine, he's probably the silliest comedian i know , heres some of his jokes
' i got a job as the duke of edinburgh's hairdresser, the other day i parked outside buckingham palace and a policeman came over and said to me 'have you got a permit?' and i said 'no, i've just got to tak a bit off the back'
' the other day someone left some plasticine in my house, i dont know what to make of it'
' exit signs ...they're on the way out ,aren't they'
' when i was at school people used to keep throwing gold bars at me. i was a victim of bullion.'
' so i went to the doctors and he said to me 'you've got hypochondria.' and i said,'not that as well'''
Answers: ever heard of tim vine, he's probably the silliest comedian i know , heres some of his jokes
' i got a job as the duke of edinburgh's hairdresser, the other day i parked outside buckingham palace and a policeman came over and said to me 'have you got a permit?' and i said 'no, i've just got to tak a bit off the back'
' the other day someone left some plasticine in my house, i dont know what to make of it'
' exit signs ...they're on the way out ,aren't they'
' when i was at school people used to keep throwing gold bars at me. i was a victim of bullion.'
' so i went to the doctors and he said to me 'you've got hypochondria.' and i said,'not that as well'''
lol thats good stuff I'll have to give him a try
I have to say those jokes are pretty crap how did he make it as a comedian!!!
LOL!!! Specially the 1st one ;)
i can't even call these "jokes"... there is a name for dat kinda things (i just don't wanna use the word joke) but it's a bit too rude to post here... wanna hear it?? than email me, and i'll tell you, and maybe we'll get friendly while i tell you? that word... =)
yeah...uh jokes...not that good
thanks paddy,
i agree. there pretty rubbish. you need to watch bill bailey
Sorry. Didn't even crack a smile. Perhaps you have to hear them live. Because in print..... made me want to vomit.