Keep it in the family...funny ?!
Question: A man returned home from the night shift and went straight
up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled
over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny
husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make
love to her.
Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat,
he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife
pouring coffee.
"How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked.
"We were just
making love!"
"Oh my God, " his wife gasped, "That's
my mother up there!
She came over early and had complained of having a headache.
I told her to lie down for awhile."
Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother,
I
can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say
something?"
The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken
to that jerk
for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"
Answers: A man returned home from the night shift and went straight
up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled
over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny
husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make
love to her.
Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat,
he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife
pouring coffee.
"How'd you get down her so fast?" he asked.
"We were just
making love!"
"Oh my God, " his wife gasped, "That's
my mother up there!
She came over early and had complained of having a headache.
I told her to lie down for awhile."
Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother,
I
can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say
something?"
The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken
to that jerk
for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"
lol
haha
Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for that :-)
lolz.
hahaha very funny thanks
Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,
PMSL!!!!!!!!
You're on a roll tonight Panos.
Lol THANKS FOR THE SMILE!!!xxxx
ewww!!
funny!!
starred!!
good joke..... should have said i havent done that 4 15yrs glad i did not say anything
oh my gosh lol!
omg, that is so funny hun, pmsl
star
well.lol
hahaha...brilliant as usual.
my lord...now that is a little to close for me....great joke still...
that a mom in law
LOL, hilarious, star.
I loved that one!!
You naughty so and so!!
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
10/10....................* for you!!