World's Most Venomous Snake...funny ?!
Question: NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with
a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches,
depending on its mood and subspecies.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower
front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then,
a severe swelling, followed by excruciating pain after
nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. However,
it has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen,
which may result in an incurable disease and possible death.
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known
to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women.
However, once the venom is injected into the body, only
drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There
is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:
Answers: NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with
a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches,
depending on its mood and subspecies.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower
front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then,
a severe swelling, followed by excruciating pain after
nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. However,
it has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen,
which may result in an incurable disease and possible death.
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known
to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women.
However, once the venom is injected into the body, only
drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There
is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:
That was a long one ,,,ha ha ha v good,,,,
20 minutes? Wow! Mine goes into hibernation for two days!
Well done, I like that x
HA YOU MAKE GOOD JOKES!
Childish nonsense.
Cute...
and worth a STAR
haha
lol, like it!
interestingly funny!
Excellent
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! that's hilarious! i'll keep those in mind. i wouldn't want to die....jk..hahahhahaha...!!!!!!!!!
Lol All snakes are \vermin,but here have a star.xxx
In Africa we kill them.xxxx
PMSL Panos very good.
lmmfao!!
funny one!!
hehehe, like milking it hun, pmsl
star
well.lol
very cute
Yikes they are scary snakes
hahahahaha...when do i stop laughing
3 inches oh dear
brilliant 10/10
funny but naughty
LOL, ha ha ha star
Ha,ha,ha!
I've only ever seen the python variety!!
Hilarious!!
10/10 and wish i could give you more stars!! *
lol