Proper Conduct at Office Parties...funny ?!


Question: 1. Remain clothed at all times.




2. Never try to drink your coworkers under the table, or
anywhere else, for that matter.




3. Remain seated for the entire evening. This will eliminate
the horrific possibility of you dancing on the table or
bar top while spanking your *** to the tune "Save a
Horse, Ride a Cowboy.




4. If you want to strike up conversation to enliven the party,
don't open with "Well... when I was in lockup
at the Justice Center..." Better choice: "So...
how bout them Bengals?"




5. If someone from the office you never looked twice at starts
to reallllly look good, go home. He'll be ugly again
in the morning.


Answers: 1. Remain clothed at all times.




2. Never try to drink your coworkers under the table, or
anywhere else, for that matter.




3. Remain seated for the entire evening. This will eliminate
the horrific possibility of you dancing on the table or
bar top while spanking your *** to the tune "Save a
Horse, Ride a Cowboy.




4. If you want to strike up conversation to enliven the party,
don't open with "Well... when I was in lockup
at the Justice Center..." Better choice: "So...
how bout them Bengals?"




5. If someone from the office you never looked twice at starts
to reallllly look good, go home. He'll be ugly again
in the morning.

i will answer once i finish writing them down....




ok. THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! ***************

cheers panos!

ha ha ha so true x

lmao

haha kinda funny

hahaha very funny thanks

Yeah I liked that one ha ha ha ,,,,,

LMAO. that is sage counsel

That's really funny. thanks for posting it!

number 3 was the best but they were all funny!!

hehehe, wonder how many took notice, pmsl

star

well.lol

hahahaha...awesome and true lol.

Ha ha ha funny

So very, very true!!

LOL!! *

lol



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