Do you really need a timer to make soft boiled eggs ?!
Question: She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He
walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me
this
very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen
table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says "The egg timer's broken!"
Answers: She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He
walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me
this
very moment".
He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen
table and they have sex.
Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"
She says "The egg timer's broken!"
HAHAHAHAHA i didnt get it at first.....i had to read it again....but i get it HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH funny.........
lol...
ahah quite funny i must say
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It takes 15-20 minutes to boil eggs, does that mean he's quick? That would be making love around here. Ever heard of a 2 pump chump? JK!!!
Thanks for that, that's made me smile today.