A few short ones for ya!!?!
Question: Q: Why are women unlucky?
A: Because to get eight inches of sausage, they have to take the whole pig.
Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewelry.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
worth a star??
Answers: Q: Why are women unlucky?
A: Because to get eight inches of sausage, they have to take the whole pig.
Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewelry.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
worth a star??
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lol good ones :)
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Ha ha! Well done, old ones but good ones! Made me chuckle.....
10 out of 10!!
it sure is worth a star
worth a star?? YES!
I like it its very funny
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