A few short ones for ya!!?!


Question: Q: Why are women unlucky?
A: Because to get eight inches of sausage, they have to take the whole pig.



Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewelry.


Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."


Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.


Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.



Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.


: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

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Answers: Q: Why are women unlucky?
A: Because to get eight inches of sausage, they have to take the whole pig.



Q: What's the difference between the Pope and your boss?
A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewelry.


Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."


Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.


Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.



Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.


: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

worth a star??

Ace ha ha ha ,,,,

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lol good ones :)

nice

Ha ha! Well done, old ones but good ones! Made me chuckle.....

10 out of 10!!

it sure is worth a star

worth a star?? YES!

I like it its very funny

meh

lol! that is worth a star....
thanks 4 making me laugh

Ok , you Got It

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