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Question: the Horse fell into a bog and began to sink.So off the chicken ran to get help.Running aroun,he spied the farmer's new Harley bike.Finding the keys in the ignition,the chickensped off with some rope,hoping he had time to save his friends life.Aftrer tying one end to the rear of the bike,the chicken drove forward and with the aid of the powerful bike,rescued the horse.A few weeks later,the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon,the he to began to sink.The chicken cried out to the horse to save him.The horse thought for a moment,walked over and straddeled the large puddle.He told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would lift him out.The chicken got a good grib with his beak and the horse pulled him up and out,savings his life.
The Moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse,you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
There me Duckies now have a good laugh and a Good Eve to yeah all.
Love Yeah all.xxxxxx
PLS me Nasties bypass ok?xxxLOL I Love you to.xxxx
Answers: the Horse fell into a bog and began to sink.So off the chicken ran to get help.Running aroun,he spied the farmer's new Harley bike.Finding the keys in the ignition,the chickensped off with some rope,hoping he had time to save his friends life.Aftrer tying one end to the rear of the bike,the chicken drove forward and with the aid of the powerful bike,rescued the horse.A few weeks later,the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon,the he to began to sink.The chicken cried out to the horse to save him.The horse thought for a moment,walked over and straddeled the large puddle.He told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would lift him out.The chicken got a good grib with his beak and the horse pulled him up and out,savings his life.
The Moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse,you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
There me Duckies now have a good laugh and a Good Eve to yeah all.
Love Yeah all.xxxxxx
PLS me Nasties bypass ok?xxxLOL I Love you to.xxxx
very funny lol.
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