Blonde Joke Of The Week?!
Question: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane ride from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over and asks her if she wants to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, potlitely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and tells the blonde the game is really easy and fun. he explains," I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again she politely declines and tries to go to sleep. The lawyer now somewhat agitated say, "Ok, if you get it right I will pay you $500." Figuring shes a blonde he will win easily. This catches the blondes attention and she agrees to play.
The lawyer asks the first question." What's the distance between the moon and Earth." The blonde doesn't know and hands him $5. She asks now. "What has 3 legs going up a hill and 4 going down. He emails everyone he knows. No one knows. Hours later he wakes her up and gives her $500. He asks her what the answer was. The blonde turns
Answers: A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a plane ride from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over and asks her if she wants to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, potlitely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and tells the blonde the game is really easy and fun. he explains," I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again she politely declines and tries to go to sleep. The lawyer now somewhat agitated say, "Ok, if you get it right I will pay you $500." Figuring shes a blonde he will win easily. This catches the blondes attention and she agrees to play.
The lawyer asks the first question." What's the distance between the moon and Earth." The blonde doesn't know and hands him $5. She asks now. "What has 3 legs going up a hill and 4 going down. He emails everyone he knows. No one knows. Hours later he wakes her up and gives her $500. He asks her what the answer was. The blonde turns
haha i really liked the one about teh blonde and the lawyer!! but ive heard the other one somewhere before
old
sorry
5/10.lol
Lol. Those are good=]
Not Bad, heard it before though.
10/10 Hilarious funny cant stop laughing
i dont get it...lol
I don't get it either, and I'm not even blonde...I've heard the second one before though, although not as good as mine:
Why did the blonde have a bruise around her belly button?
B/c there are blonde men too!
Why shouldn't women have driver's licenses?
Cause there's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen!