Ready to Go Home Yet?!
Question: There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.
This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"
The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm going to keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."
Answers: There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.
This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"
The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm going to keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."
This was seriously funny dude, trust me i am telling the truth.
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lol that is so wrong but funny. 10/10
she looks a picture ,lol
ha ha ha, that's funny.